Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 27 | 70 | 0 | 0 |
| 2025 | 35 | 12 | 1 | 22 | 330 | 399 | 0 | 37 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 4.67
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 9.33
Recent results
| 09/02/2026 | vs Fat and Slow But Ready To Go |
5
15
|
| 02/02/2026 | vs Net Six and Chill |
4
13
|
| 26/01/2026 | vs Silk United (Forfeit) |
5
0
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Carpathians 2
10/02/2025 (Won 17 - 2)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Packet in
07/04/2025 (Lost 5 - 21)
Most goals in single game
vs
Screwball FC
15/12/2025 (Won 18 - 5)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
5 From 10/02/2025 To 31/03/2025
Longest losing streak
13 From 31/03/2025 To 24/03/2025
Current League Stats (Basildon (Basildon Sporting Village) 5's - Monday Autumn/Winter)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Basildon (Basildon Sporting Village) 5's - Monday Autumn/Winter | 12 | 5 | 0 | 7 | 89 | 111 | -22 | 15 |
