Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 49 | 32 | 0 | 12 |
| 2025 | 40 | 21 | 3 | 16 | 302 | 228 | 0 | 66 |
| 2024 | 42 | 20 | 4 | 18 | 374 | 289 | 0 | 64 |
| 2023 | 41 | 22 | 4 | 15 | 355 | 295 | 0 | 70 |
| 2022 | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 47 | 31 | 0 | 6 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 11.67
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 4.67
Recent results
| 09/02/2026 | vs Secure the Bag OG |
11
9
|
| 02/02/2026 | vs Sheffield Monday |
14
5
|
| 26/01/2026 | vs Crouch Potatoes Reserves (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Xhaka Laka FC
28/04/2025 (Won 26 - 4)
Greatest thrashing
vs
The Bothersome Boys
03/11/2025 (Lost 3 - 12)
Most goals in single game
vs
Xhaka Laka FC
28/04/2025 (Won 26 - 4)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
13 From 01/05/2023 To 24/04/2023
Longest losing streak
12 From 24/04/2023 To 01/05/2023
Current League Stats (Thursday 5's Winter 2021)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
