Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 29 | 43 | 0 | 4 |
| 2025 | 25 | 5 | 2 | 18 | 197 | 320 | 0 | 17 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 8.33
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 7.33
Recent results
| 24/02/2026 | vs Strathletico Madrid FC |
15
12
|
| 17/02/2026 | vs Neil Aitken FC (Forfeit) |
0
10
|
| 04/02/2026 | vs ** VACANCY 1 ** (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Fiorentina Turner FC
03/09/2025 (Won 10 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Fifth Lanark
27/08/2025 (Lost 7 - 28)
Most goals in single game
vs
La Curva
25/06/2025 (Drawn 19 - 19)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
3 From 07/05/2025 To 13/08/2025
Longest losing streak
8 From 13/08/2025 To 07/05/2025
Current League Stats (Wednesday Adult Spring 2025)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Wednesday Adult Spring 2025 | 10 | 4 | 0 | 6 | 82 | 114 | -32 | 12 |
