Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2024 | 38 | 12 | 4 | 22 | 115 | 136 | 0 | 40 |
| 2023 | 35 | 14 | 4 | 17 | 124 | 110 | 0 | 46 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 2.67
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 5.33
Recent results
| 09/01/2023 | vs The Badgers |
5
6
|
| 16/01/2023 | vs Dorking Cobblers |
2
4
|
| 23/01/2023 | vs Amish Doinks Athletic |
1
6
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Paris Ganjaman
09/10/2023 (Won 10 - 1)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Afc Strumus
15/01/2024 (Lost 0 - 9)
Most goals in single game
vs
Club Tropicana Drinks Fc
15/07/2024 (Won 12 - 3)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
9 From 02/09/2024 To 26/08/2024
Longest losing streak
10 From 26/08/2024 To 02/09/2024
Current League Stats (DORKING (Meadowbank Stadium) - Mon season ending 2023-12-04)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| DORKING (Meadowbank Stadium) - Mon season ending 2023-12-04 | 12 | 5 | 3 | 4 | 48 | 34 | 14 | 18 |
