Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 10 | 0 | 0 |
| 2025 | 14 | 10 | 1 | 3 | 170 | 119 | 0 | 31 |
| 2024 | 12 | 9 | 0 | 3 | 138 | 73 | 0 | 27 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 0.00
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 10.00
Recent results
| 12/01/2026 | vs Haven't Jota Clue FC |
0
10
|
| 05/01/2026 | vs K&H Forever Young (Forfeit) |
0
10
|
| 29/12/2025 | vs Jake FC No 9.15 (Forfeit) |
0
10
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Haven't Jota Clue FC
08/12/2025 (Won 18 - 4)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Haven't Jota Clue FC
12/01/2026 (Lost 0 - 10)
Most goals in single game
vs
Lamine ya mum
13/11/2024 (Won 23 - 12)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
9 From 04/09/2024 To 04/12/2024
Longest losing streak
4 From 04/12/2024 To 27/10/2025
Current League Stats (Wednesday Winter Fives 2024..)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Wednesday Winter Fives 2024.. | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 50 | 20 | 30 | 12 |
