Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 10 | 15 | 0 | 0 |
| 2017 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 10 | 46 | 0 | 0 |
| 2016 | 12 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 20 | 80 | 0 | 0 |
| 2015 | 42 | 16 | 2 | 24 | 201 | 215 | 0 | 50 |
| 2014 | 19 | 11 | 1 | 7 | 108 | 78 | 0 | 34 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 3.33
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 11.67
Recent results
| 11/02/2026 | vs OBLOCKAINS (Forfeit) |
0
10
|
| 04/02/2026 | vs ARTISTIC FC |
10
15
|
| 05/09/2017 | vs CYGNET HOSPITAL (Forfeit) |
0
10
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
ALL STARS
13/04/2015 (Won 10 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
EAST LONDON SLOTH'S
22/08/2017 (Lost 2 - 17)
Most goals in single game
vs
ARTISTIC FC
04/02/2026 (Lost 10 - 15)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
8 From 11/08/2014 To 17/11/2014
Longest losing streak
24 From 17/11/2014 To 19/10/2015
Current League Stats (* MONDAY NIGHT 7'S LEAGUE)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| * MONDAY NIGHT 7'S LEAGUE | 18 | 11 | 1 | 6 | 121 | 58 | 63 | 34 |
