Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 24 | 28 | 0 | 3 |
| 2025 | 40 | 23 | 3 | 14 | 279 | 220 | 0 | 72 |
| 2024 | 23 | 10 | 0 | 13 | 105 | 123 | 0 | 30 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 8.00
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 9.33
Recent results
| 26/01/2026 | vs Unbelievable Bentekkers |
6
10
|
| 19/01/2026 | vs Gylfi Pleasures FC |
8
13
|
| 12/01/2026 | vs PIPE CITY FC |
10
5
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
VAUXBALLERS FC
15/09/2025 (Won 21 - 3)
Greatest thrashing
vs
WITH OURSELVES
05/02/2024 (Lost 0 - 12)
Most goals in single game
vs
VAUXBALLERS FC
15/09/2025 (Won 21 - 3)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
10 From 19/02/2024 To 02/09/2024
Longest losing streak
10 From 02/09/2024 To 19/02/2024
Current League Stats (Monday 5 Aside League 2024)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Monday 5 Aside League 2024 | 14 | 6 | 0 | 8 | 53 | 71 | -18 | 18 |
Previous Games
L
W
L
W
L
L
L
L
W
W
W
L
W
L
Results
| 20/05/2024 |
| 13/05/2024 |
| 29/04/2024 |
| 22/04/2024 |
| 15/04/2024 |
| 08/04/2024 |
| 25/03/2024 |
| 18/03/2024 |
| 11/03/2024 |
| 04/03/2024 |
| 26/02/2024 |
| 19/02/2024 |
| 12/02/2024 |
| 05/02/2024 |
