Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 15 | 19 | 0 | 0 |
| 2025 | 40 | 25 | 5 | 10 | 219 | 178 | 0 | 80 |
| 2024 | 33 | 22 | 4 | 7 | 343 | 252 | 0 | 70 |
| 2023 | 40 | 25 | 4 | 11 | 376 | 298 | 0 | 79 |
| 2022 | 22 | 14 | 1 | 7 | 205 | 185 | 0 | 43 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 1.33
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 5.00
Recent results
| 03/03/2026 | vs Death row (Forfeit) |
0
6
|
| 24/02/2026 | vs G Fc (Forfeit) |
0
3
|
| 17/02/2026 | vs PASSHOLES FC |
4
6
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Multiple Scoregasms
19/09/2023 (Won 12 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Under Armour
17/01/2023 (Lost 5 - 14)
Most goals in single game
vs
Sex, Drugs and Carlton Cole
20/08/2024 (Won 25 - 17)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
18 From 31/01/2023 To 10/01/2023
Longest losing streak
9 From 10/01/2023 To 31/01/2023
Current League Stats (Tuesday 7s X mas winter league)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Tuesday 7s X mas winter league | 14 | 11 | 1 | 2 | 76 | 51 | 25 | 34 |
Previous Games
W
W
W
W
W
D
L
L
W
W
W
W
Results
| 18/03/2025 |
| 11/03/2025 |
| 04/03/2025 |
| 25/02/2025 |
| 18/02/2025 |
| 11/02/2025 |
| 04/02/2025 |
| 28/01/2025 |
| 21/01/2025 |
| 14/01/2025 |
| 07/01/2025 |
| 17/12/2024 |
| 10/12/2024 |
