Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 20 | 6 | 3 | 11 | 90 | 128 | 0 | 21 |
| 2024 | 44 | 20 | 6 | 18 | 223 | 241 | 0 | 66 |
| 2023 | 41 | 15 | 4 | 22 | 168 | 165 | 0 | 49 |
| 2022 | 46 | 18 | 4 | 24 | 201 | 253 | 0 | 58 |
| 2021 | 31 | 11 | 4 | 16 | 169 | 183 | 0 | 37 |
| 2020 | 25 | 7 | 0 | 18 | 104 | 149 | 0 | 21 |
| 2019 | 47 | 33 | 4 | 10 | 355 | 225 | 0 | 103 |
| 2018 | 43 | 18 | 4 | 21 | 240 | 284 | 0 | 58 |
| 2017 | 48 | 20 | 3 | 25 | 308 | 308 | 0 | 63 |
| 2016 | 50 | 21 | 3 | 26 | 277 | 319 | 0 | 66 |
| 2015 | 17 | 11 | 1 | 5 | 109 | 85 | 0 | 34 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 6.00
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 2.33
Recent results
| 05/08/2025 | vs SNEAK PREVIEW (Forfeit) |
5
0
|
| 29/07/2025 | vs BREWERY TAP FC |
7
6
|
| 22/07/2025 | vs BORUSSIA NOMNOMGLADBACH |
6
1
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
HALOUMINATTI
05/10/2021 (Won 23 - 1)
Greatest thrashing
vs
CRAZY BANANA BOYS
01/02/2022 (Lost 2 - 21)
Most goals in single game
vs
HALOUMINATTI
05/10/2021 (Won 23 - 1)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
24 From 22/03/2016 To 20/10/2015
Longest losing streak
26 From 20/10/2015 To 22/03/2016
Current League Stats (Autumn Tues 5s)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Autumn Tues 5s | 14 | 10 | 1 | 3 | 98 | 58 | 40 | 31 |
Previous Games
W
W
W
W
W
L
W
L
W
W
D
L
W
Results
| 22/12/2015 |
| 15/12/2015 |
| 08/12/2015 |
| 01/12/2015 |
| 24/11/2015 |
| 17/11/2015 |
| 10/11/2015 |
| 03/11/2015 |
| 27/10/2015 |
| 20/10/2015 |
| 13/10/2015 |
| 06/10/2015 |
| 29/09/2015 |
| 22/09/2015 |
