Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 6 | 24 | 0 | 0 |
| 2025 | 11 | 1 | 2 | 8 | 49 | 92 | 0 | 5 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 5.33
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 5.33
Recent results
| 27/01/2026 | vs ** VACANCY 3 ** (Forfeit) |
5
0
|
| 20/01/2026 | vs Messi but Friendly (Forfeit) |
5
0
|
| 13/01/2026 | vs NINJA SKRTELS FC |
6
16
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
WHARF RATS UNITED
04/11/2025 (Won 6 - 5)
Greatest thrashing
vs
NINJA SKRTELS FC
13/01/2026 (Lost 6 - 16)
Most goals in single game
vs
CPFC
09/09/2025 (Drawn 10 - 10)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
1 From 11/11/2025 To 04/11/2025
Longest losing streak
6 From 09/09/2025 To 11/11/2025
Current League Stats (Tuesday 5s Autumn/Winter League 2025/26)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Tuesday 5s Autumn/Winter League 2025/26 | 13 | 4 | 1 | 8 | 52 | 81 | -29 | 13 |
