Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 6 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 37 | 50 | 0 | 9 |
| 2025 | 41 | 20 | 2 | 19 | 241 | 263 | 0 | 62 |
| 2024 | 23 | 7 | 2 | 14 | 112 | 154 | 0 | 23 |
| 2023 | 15 | 6 | 0 | 9 | 79 | 131 | 0 | 18 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 6.00
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 10.00
Recent results
| 11/02/2026 | vs PATHETICO MADRID |
8
6
|
| 04/02/2026 | vs FC DONK |
6
8
|
| 28/01/2026 | vs Paris Ganjaman |
4
16
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
BARELY ATHLETIC
26/02/2025 (Won 13 - 2)
Greatest thrashing
vs
SIX-A-CIDER
11/05/2023 (Lost 0 - 19)
Most goals in single game
vs
WHARF RATS UNITED
21/05/2024 (Won 14 - 7)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
9 From 14/11/2023 To 09/01/2024
Longest losing streak
10 From 09/01/2024 To 14/11/2023
Current League Stats (Tuesday 5's Autumn/Winter league)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Tuesday 5's Autumn/Winter league | 13 | 4 | 0 | 9 | 46 | 72 | -26 | 12 |
Previous Games
L
L
L
L
W
L
W
W
W
L
Results
| 13/02/2024 |
| 06/02/2024 |
| 30/01/2024 |
| 23/01/2024 |
| 16/01/2024 |
| 09/01/2024 |
| 19/12/2023 |
| 12/12/2023 |
| 05/12/2023 |
| 28/11/2023 |
| 21/11/2023 |
| 14/11/2023 |
| 07/11/2023 |
