Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 40 | 52 | 0 | 3 |
| 2025 | 40 | 17 | 3 | 20 | 350 | 378 | 0 | 54 |
| 2024 | 39 | 19 | 2 | 18 | 398 | 326 | 0 | 59 |
| 2023 | 17 | 6 | 0 | 11 | 113 | 186 | 0 | 18 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 7.33
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 6.67
Recent results
| 09/02/2026 | vs Real Besties FC (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
| 02/02/2026 | vs GANNON FC |
5
6
|
| 26/01/2026 | vs DY10 Carpet Men |
7
14
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
GANGSTERS ALLARDYCE.
01/07/2024 (Won 40 - 6)
Greatest thrashing
vs
THE FOCKERS
23/10/2023 (Lost 2 - 21)
Most goals in single game
vs
GANGSTERS ALLARDYCE.
01/07/2024 (Won 40 - 6)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
9 From 11/03/2024 To 04/03/2024
Longest losing streak
9 From 21/08/2023 To 11/03/2024
Current League Stats (NGTV Monday Night 5's Spring/Summer 2025.)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| NGTV Monday Night 5's Spring/Summer 2025. | 10 | 4 | 2 | 4 | 84 | 82 | 2 | 14 |
Previous Games
D
L
W
L
L
D
W
L
Results
| 04/08/2025 |
| 28/07/2025 |
| 21/07/2025 |
| 14/07/2025 |
| 07/07/2025 |
| 30/06/2025 |
| 23/06/2025 |
| 16/06/2025 |
| 09/06/2025 |
| 02/06/2025 |
