Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 13 | 6 | 0 | 3 |
| 2025 | 42 | 10 | 4 | 28 | 312 | 414 | 0 | 34 |
| 2024 | 32 | 5 | 3 | 24 | 223 | 407 | 0 | 18 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 10.00
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 11.33
Recent results
| 05/01/2026 | vs Fiddleborough United |
13
6
|
| 22/12/2025 | vs The Damned United |
4
12
|
| 15/12/2025 | vs Borussia Bushengladbach |
13
16
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
St Marks Finest
30/06/2025 (Won 12 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Fight Club Wednesday
15/07/2024 (Lost 2 - 17)
Most goals in single game
vs
Fergalicious
03/11/2025 (Lost 18 - 19)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
6 From 22/04/2024 To 27/01/2025
Longest losing streak
0 From 29/01/2024 To 26/08/2024
Current League Stats (Wednesday Powerleague!!!)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
