Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 8 | 3 | 0 | 5 | 52 | 56 | 0 | 9 |
| 2025 | 17 | 10 | 1 | 6 | 91 | 84 | 0 | 31 |
| 2018 | 36 | 16 | 5 | 15 | 234 | 222 | 0 | 53 |
| 2017 | 39 | 21 | 4 | 14 | 299 | 233 | 0 | 67 |
| 2016 | 31 | 15 | 1 | 15 | 214 | 217 | 0 | 46 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 4.67
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 4.33
Recent results
| 25/02/2026 | vs FAT BADGERS FC |
3
4
|
| 18/02/2026 | vs Cockney Violets |
3
7
|
| 11/02/2026 | vs LOS BLANCOS |
8
2
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
WESTMINSTER PALACE
30/08/2017 (Won 17 - 3)
Greatest thrashing
vs
DANGER! DANGER! MORITZ VOLZ
23/11/2016 (Lost 4 - 15)
Most goals in single game
vs
WESTMINSTER PALACE
30/08/2017 (Won 17 - 3)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
12 From 10/08/2016 To 20/04/2016
Longest losing streak
12 From 20/04/2016 To 10/08/2016
Current League Stats (THURSDAY AUTUMN 5S)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
