Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 | 91 | 64 | 0 | 16 |
| 2025 | 39 | 11 | 1 | 27 | 271 | 421 | 0 | 34 |
| 2024 | 41 | 13 | 3 | 25 | 335 | 402 | 0 | 42 |
| 2023 | 48 | 20 | 1 | 27 | 383 | 490 | 0 | 61 |
| 2022 | 17 | 8 | 1 | 8 | 189 | 143 | 0 | 25 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 18.67
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 9.00
Recent results
| 09/03/2026 | vs Athletic Dildao |
27
5
|
| 02/03/2026 | vs Mcknight fc |
13
6
|
| 23/02/2026 | vs IVORY TOAST FC. |
16
16
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
MANUEL FC
21/11/2022 (Won 26 - 3)
Greatest thrashing
vs
UMCC FC
19/05/2025 (Lost 3 - 23)
Most goals in single game
vs
Athletic Dildao
09/03/2026 (Won 27 - 5)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
10 From 13/03/2023 To 03/10/2022
Longest losing streak
18 From 03/10/2022 To 13/03/2023
Current League Stats (Monday Night 5's Summer 22)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Monday Night 5's Summer 22 | 9 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 63 | 105 | -42 | 4 |
Previous Games
W
Results
| 29/08/2022 |
| 22/08/2022 |
