Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 36 | 12 | 0 | 6 |
| 2025 | 37 | 27 | 5 | 5 | 376 | 161 | 0 | 86 |
| 2024 | 39 | 28 | 3 | 8 | 337 | 222 | 0 | 87 |
| 2023 | 35 | 18 | 2 | 15 | 293 | 248 | 0 | 56 |
| 2022 | 43 | 27 | 1 | 15 | 414 | 265 | 0 | 82 |
| 2021 | 35 | 23 | 1 | 11 | 315 | 207 | 0 | 70 |
| 2020 | 14 | 9 | 1 | 4 | 119 | 77 | 0 | 28 |
| 2018 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 14 | 16 | 0 | 3 |
| 2017 | 40 | 29 | 3 | 8 | 375 | 202 | 0 | 90 |
| 2016 | 20 | 17 | 1 | 2 | 199 | 103 | 0 | 52 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 11.67
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 1.00
Recent results
| 05/02/2026 | vs ** VACANCY 8 ** (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
| 29/01/2026 | vs RODALLEGA BOMB FC (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
| 22/01/2026 | vs BLAME IT ON DEBUCHY |
15
3
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
OATCAKES FC
17/07/2025 (Won 30 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
PETR CECH YOUR PANTS
03/04/2016 (Lost 3 - 16)
Most goals in single game
vs
OATCAKES FC
17/07/2025 (Won 30 - 0)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
31 From 25/06/2017 To 05/03/2017
Longest losing streak
12 From 05/03/2017 To 25/06/2017
Current League Stats (THURSDAY WINTER 5's.)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| THURSDAY WINTER 5's. | 10 | 5 | 1 | 4 | 73 | 62 | 11 | 16 |
Previous Games
L
W
L
Results
| 19/10/2023 |
| 12/10/2023 |
| 05/10/2023 |
| 28/09/2023 |
| 21/09/2023 |
| 14/09/2023 |
| 07/09/2023 |
| 31/08/2023 |
| 24/08/2023 |
| 17/08/2023 |
