Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 28 | 15 | 0 | 13 | 315 | 292 | 0 | 45 |
| 2024 | 38 | 15 | 2 | 21 | 411 | 462 | 0 | 47 |
| 2023 | 21 | 7 | 1 | 13 | 219 | 234 | 0 | 22 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 11.33
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 6.67
Recent results
| 14/08/2025 | vs Tinchy Sneijder |
4
7
|
| 07/08/2025 | vs Fallowfields Finest |
14
8
|
| 31/07/2025 | vs SIGNS & WANDERERS |
16
5
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
HARTLEY FC
20/02/2025 (Won 24 - 2)
Greatest thrashing
vs
LOS GALACTICOS
09/05/2024 (Lost 6 - 26)
Most goals in single game
vs
HARTLEY FC
20/02/2025 (Won 24 - 2)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
10 From 07/09/2023 To 31/08/2023
Longest losing streak
14 From 31/08/2023 To 07/09/2023
Current League Stats (NGTV Thursday Winter 5's 2023)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| NGTV Thursday Winter 5's 2023 | 10 | 6 | 0 | 4 | 94 | 85 | 9 | 17 |
