Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2018 | 14 | 2 | 12 | 0 | 25 | 9 | 0 | 18 |
| 2017 | 7 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 |
| 2016 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 56 | 36 | 0 | 4 |
| 2015 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 30 | 0 | 0 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 3.33
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 3.33
Recent results
| 01/01/2019 | vs EGG (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
| 25/12/2018 | vs MARS BARS (Forfeit) |
0
10
|
| 11/12/2018 | vs SEX DRUG & CARLTON COLE |
0
0
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
NEWCASTLE HOTSPUR
15/07/2016 (Won 34 - 4)
Greatest thrashing
vs
SEX, DRUGS & CARLTON COLE
26/06/2015 (Lost 0 - 30)
Most goals in single game
vs
NEWCASTLE HOTSPUR
15/07/2016 (Won 34 - 4)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
2 From 17/06/2016 To 24/04/2018
Longest losing streak
0 From 26/06/2015 To 17/06/2016
Current League Stats (Student Soccer Tuesday 5's 2017)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Student Soccer Tuesday 5's 2017 | 9 | 1 | 7 | 1 | 10 | 10 | 0 | 10 |
Previous Games
D
D
D
Results
| 05/12/2017 |
| 28/11/2017 |
| 21/11/2017 |
| 14/11/2017 |
| 07/11/2017 |
| 31/10/2017 |
| 24/10/2017 |
| 17/10/2017 |
| 10/10/2017 |
