Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 8 | 5 | 0 | 3 | 116 | 107 | 0 | 15 |
| 2025 | 28 | 17 | 1 | 10 | 367 | 301 | 0 | 52 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 12.33
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 8.33
Recent results
| 09/04/2025 | vs ** VACANCY 7 ** (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
| 16/04/2025 | vs Dalkeith Dynamos |
13
7
|
| 23/04/2025 | vs Bethanys |
14
18
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
boab marley fc
25/02/2026 (Won 22 - 6)
Greatest thrashing
vs
The Petes
07/01/2026 (Lost 9 - 23)
Most goals in single game
vs
unaffordable plumbing
19/11/2025 (Won 24 - 18)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
10 From 18/03/2026 To 17/09/2025
Longest losing streak
5 From 17/09/2025 To 04/03/2026
Current League Stats (Wednesday 5s Spring League Division 2)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Wednesday 5s Spring League Division 2 | 14 | 10 | 1 | 3 | 188 | 129 | 59 | 31 |
