Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 97 | 75 | 9 | 13 | 469 | 153 | 0 | 234 |
| 2024 | 50 | 41 | 3 | 6 | 273 | 94 | 0 | 126 |
| 2023 | 46 | 39 | 4 | 3 | 213 | 67 | 0 | 121 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 4.00
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 2.00
Recent results
| 10/12/2025 | vs Fc Village |
8
0
|
| 04/12/2025 | vs Hoxton Generationals |
2
4
|
| 03/12/2025 | vs Top Red |
2
2
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Weekly Offenders
05/06/2025 (Won 18 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
AFC Gravy Party
25/06/2025 (Lost 2 - 9)
Most goals in single game
vs
Weekly Offenders
05/06/2025 (Won 18 - 0)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
29 From 16/08/2023 To 09/08/2023
Longest losing streak
6 From 09/08/2023 To 31/01/2024
Current League Stats (Hackney Tuesday 7 aside League Summer!)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Hackney Tuesday 7 aside League Summer! | 10 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 50 | 10 | 40 | 30 |
Previous Games
W
W
W
W
W
W
Results
| 26/08/2025 |
| 19/08/2025 |
| 12/08/2025 |
| 05/08/2025 |
| 29/07/2025 |
| 15/07/2025 |
| 08/07/2025 |
| 01/07/2025 |
| 24/06/2025 |
| 17/06/2025 |
