Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 26 | 8 | 0 | 6 |
| 2025 | 39 | 34 | 2 | 3 | 356 | 93 | 0 | 104 |
| 2024 | 33 | 25 | 2 | 6 | 221 | 115 | 0 | 77 |
| 2023 | 42 | 27 | 2 | 13 | 335 | 238 | 0 | 83 |
| 2022 | 12 | 7 | 3 | 2 | 95 | 59 | 0 | 24 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 8.67
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 2.67
Recent results
| 21/01/2026 | vs Murder On Zidane's Floor FC |
9
2
|
| 14/01/2026 | vs PRIMAL VETS |
3
5
|
| 07/01/2026 | vs ASKCARLOS FC |
14
1
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Szechuan Saucy Boys
19/02/2025 (Won 20 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
BAYERN MONSTERMUNCHEN
08/03/2023 (Lost 4 - 17)
Most goals in single game
vs
HUFFIN GLUE FC
02/07/2025 (Won 21 - 3)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
30 From 16/11/2022 To 26/04/2023
Longest losing streak
7 From 26/04/2023 To 16/11/2022
Current League Stats (Wednesday 5's Men's Late League)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Wednesday 5's Men's Late League | 14 | 7 | 3 | 4 | 87 | 65 | 22 | 24 |
Previous Games
W
L
W
D
D
D
Results
| 12/10/2022 |
| 05/10/2022 |
| 28/09/2022 |
| 21/09/2022 |
| 14/09/2022 |
| 07/09/2022 |
| 31/08/2022 |
| 24/08/2022 |
| 17/08/2022 |
| 10/08/2022 |
| 03/08/2022 |
| 27/07/2022 |
