Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 37 | 57 | 0 | 6 |
| 2025 | 43 | 11 | 3 | 29 | 277 | 407 | 0 | 36 |
| 2024 | 45 | 12 | 3 | 30 | 307 | 450 | 0 | 39 |
| 2023 | 36 | 8 | 1 | 27 | 185 | 362 | 0 | 25 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 6.33
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 12.67
Recent results
| 18/02/2026 | vs SMART SPORT FC |
7
18
|
| 04/02/2026 | vs OBSIDIAN UNITED |
7
5
|
| 28/01/2026 | vs SAINSBURYS WARLINGHAM |
5
15
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
COULSDON 2.0
24/09/2025 (Won 16 - 1)
Greatest thrashing
vs
S L FC
09/10/2024 (Lost 1 - 27)
Most goals in single game
vs
GINGLEY BINGLY
23/04/2025 (Won 17 - 2)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
9 From 24/05/2023 To 09/03/2023
Longest losing streak
22 From 09/03/2023 To 24/05/2023
Current League Stats (THU 5s FEB 23)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| THU 5s FEB 23 | 14 | 4 | 1 | 9 | 84 | 139 | -55 | 13 |
