Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 30 | 18 | 0 | 6 |
| 2025 | 37 | 22 | 3 | 12 | 446 | 311 | 0 | 69 |
| 2024 | 41 | 27 | 0 | 14 | 523 | 333 | 0 | 81 |
| 2023 | 8 | 5 | 0 | 3 | 108 | 107 | 0 | 15 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 10.00
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 9.33
Recent results
| 14/01/2026 | vs Fifth Lanark |
13
10
|
| 07/01/2026 | vs MAW FC |
17
8
|
| 17/12/2025 | vs La Curva |
0
10
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Alessandro Capaldi
27/11/2024 (Won 34 - 8)
Greatest thrashing
vs
THE HOOPS
20/12/2023 (Lost 7 - 29)
Most goals in single game
vs
Alessandro Capaldi
27/11/2024 (Won 34 - 8)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
15 From 21/02/2024 To 28/02/2024
Longest losing streak
8 From 28/02/2024 To 21/02/2024
Current League Stats (Wednesday Adult Winter 2023)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Wednesday Adult Winter 2023 | 10 | 6 | 0 | 4 | 118 | 117 | 1 | 18 |
