Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 13 | 26 | 0 | 3 |
| 2024 | 39 | 19 | 4 | 16 | 230 | 202 | 0 | 61 |
| 2023 | 38 | 21 | 4 | 13 | 243 | 207 | 0 | 67 |
| 2022 | 44 | 24 | 3 | 17 | 275 | 199 | 0 | 75 |
| 2021 | 32 | 17 | 1 | 14 | 225 | 147 | 0 | 52 |
| 2020 | 17 | 8 | 0 | 9 | 125 | 105 | 0 | 24 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 0.00
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 5.00
Recent results
| 05/03/2025 | vs DAVID BRENTFORD |
0
5
|
| 26/02/2025 | vs RED STAR HIGHGRADE FC (Forfeit) |
0
5
|
| 19/02/2025 | vs TEXAS OLDHAM (Forfeit) |
0
5
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
FREETRIAL FCC
25/08/2021 (Won 19 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
LOFTUS CHEEKY NANDOS
20/12/2023 (Lost 1 - 15)
Most goals in single game
vs
HIPPIES UNITED
05/10/2022 (Won 20 - 5)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
19 From 09/06/2021 To 11/03/2020
Longest losing streak
1 From 05/02/2020 To 09/06/2021
Current League Stats (WEDNESDAY 5 A SIDE WINTER LEAGUE)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| WEDNESDAY 5 A SIDE WINTER LEAGUE | 14 | 6 | 0 | 8 | 87 | 68 | 19 | 18 |
