Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 36 | 22 | 3 | 11 | 342 | 206 | 0 | 69 |
| 2024 | 45 | 19 | 3 | 23 | 340 | 350 | 0 | 60 |
| 2023 | 30 | 13 | 1 | 16 | 267 | 294 | 0 | 40 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 8.67
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 6.00
Recent results
| 11/12/2025 | vs IT'S ME AHHH (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
| 04/12/2025 | vs BOOTLEGGERS BOYS FC |
14
6
|
| 27/11/2025 | vs CLUB 42 |
2
12
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
WE LOSE EVERY WEEK FC
14/03/2024 (Won 25 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
A CLASS
28/12/2023 (Lost 1 - 21)
Most goals in single game
vs
RENT BOYS
13/02/2025 (Won 29 - 7)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
13 From 07/09/2023 To 19/10/2023
Longest losing streak
13 From 19/10/2023 To 07/09/2023
Current League Stats (THURSDAY WINTER 5's.)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| THURSDAY WINTER 5's. | 10 | 9 | 0 | 1 | 113 | 49 | 64 | 27 |
Previous Games
W
W
W
W
W
W
L
W
W
Results
| 19/10/2023 |
| 12/10/2023 |
| 05/10/2023 |
| 28/09/2023 |
| 21/09/2023 |
| 14/09/2023 |
| 07/09/2023 |
| 31/08/2023 |
| 24/08/2023 |
| 17/08/2023 |
