Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 7 | 28 | 0 | 0 |
| 2025 | 42 | 5 | 3 | 34 | 195 | 482 | 0 | 18 |
| 2024 | 42 | 19 | 4 | 19 | 279 | 305 | 0 | 61 |
| 2023 | 44 | 16 | 1 | 27 | 307 | 395 | 0 | 49 |
| 2022 | 43 | 18 | 0 | 25 | 294 | 361 | 0 | 54 |
| 2021 | 32 | 7 | 1 | 24 | 176 | 328 | 0 | 22 |
| 2020 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 45 | 26 | 0 | 10 |
| 2019 | 18 | 7 | 1 | 10 | 101 | 120 | 0 | 22 |
| 2014 | 23 | 8 | 1 | 14 | 111 | 169 | 0 | 25 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 4.33
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 6.33
Recent results
| 05/02/2026 | vs ** VACANCY 3 ** (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
| 29/01/2026 | vs BLAME IT ON DEBUCHY |
0
9
|
| 22/01/2026 | vs RODALLEGA BOMB FC |
3
10
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
KEELE SAINTS!
11/11/2021 (Won 26 - 1)
Greatest thrashing
vs
DUBTOWN FC
01/06/2023 (Lost 1 - 25)
Most goals in single game
vs
KEELE SAINTS!
11/11/2021 (Won 26 - 1)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
15 From 23/10/2014 To 11/09/2014
Longest losing streak
25 From 11/09/2014 To 23/10/2014
Current League Stats (Winter Thursday 5's')
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Winter Thursday 5's' | 10 | 6 | 2 | 2 | 68 | 52 | 16 | 20 |
Previous Games
W
D
L
W
W
L
D
W
W
Results
| 12/12/2024 |
| 05/12/2024 |
| 28/11/2024 |
| 14/11/2024 |
| 07/11/2024 |
| 31/10/2024 |
| 24/10/2024 |
| 17/10/2024 |
| 10/10/2024 |
| 03/10/2024 |
