Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 14 | 4 | 0 | 3 |
| 2025 | 46 | 37 | 2 | 7 | 463 | 221 | 0 | 113 |
| 2024 | 35 | 29 | 0 | 6 | 365 | 213 | 0 | 87 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 13.00
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 2.33
Recent results
| 15/01/2026 | vs BOOTLEGGERS BOYS FC (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
| 08/01/2026 | vs RODALLEGA BOMB FC |
14
4
|
| 18/12/2025 | vs REAL ALE MADRID! |
15
3
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
OATCAKES FC
10/07/2025 (Won 26 - 4)
Greatest thrashing
vs
THERE'S LIFE IN THE OLD DOG YET
14/09/2025 (Lost 2 - 11)
Most goals in single game
vs
OATCAKES FC
10/07/2025 (Won 26 - 4)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
27 From 16/05/2024 To 08/08/2024
Longest losing streak
5 From 08/08/2024 To 16/05/2024
Current League Stats (Winter Thursday 5's')
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Winter Thursday 5's' | 10 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 104 | 39 | 65 | 30 |
Previous Games
W
W
W
W
W
Results
| 12/12/2024 |
| 05/12/2024 |
| 28/11/2024 |
| 14/11/2024 |
| 07/11/2024 |
| 31/10/2024 |
| 24/10/2024 |
| 17/10/2024 |
| 10/10/2024 |
| 03/10/2024 |
