Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 23 | 15 | 2 | 6 | 203 | 175 | 0 | 47 |
| 2024 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 9 | 19 | 0 | 0 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 3.00
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 6.33
Recent results
| 04/08/2025 | vs Mongrel Mob |
9
9
|
| 28/07/2025 | vs C-MEN FC (Forfeit) |
0
5
|
| 21/07/2025 | vs Unbelievable Bentekkers (Forfeit) |
0
5
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Cissé Sorted
30/06/2025 (Won 14 - 5)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Tranbeer Rovers
02/12/2024 (Lost 2 - 11)
Most goals in single game
vs
AFC STUKELEY
20/01/2025 (Won 16 - 11)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
12 From 09/12/2024 To 12/05/2025
Longest losing streak
4 From 12/05/2025 To 09/12/2024
Current League Stats (Monday 5 Aside League 2024 Summer/Autumn)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Monday 5 Aside League 2024 Summer/Autumn | 11 | 1 | 1 | 9 | 20 | 81 | -61 | 4 |
