Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 19 | 16 | 0 | 4 |
| 2025 | 10 | 8 | 0 | 2 | 137 | 91 | 0 | 24 |
| 2023 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 19 | 27 | 0 | 3 |
| 2022 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 18 | 0 | 0 |
| 2021 | 31 | 20 | 3 | 8 | 355 | 262 | 0 | 63 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 9.67
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 5.33
Recent results
| 26/01/2026 | vs Sons of Pitches |
12
9
|
| 19/01/2026 | vs Ajax Treesdownn (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
| 05/01/2026 | vs Plebs FC |
7
7
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Eye Boys XL
05/07/2021 (Won 20 - 3)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Fenland Tigers
10/01/2022 (Lost 2 - 18)
Most goals in single game
vs
Real Soso Bad
06/10/2025 (Won 21 - 12)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
12 From 29/03/2021 To 05/07/2021
Longest losing streak
4 From 05/07/2021 To 02/08/2021
Current League Stats (Monday 5s Spring 2021)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Monday 5s Spring 2021 | 10 | 8 | 1 | 1 | 109 | 66 | 43 | 25 |
