Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 25 | 17 | 1 | 7 | 330 | 269 | 0 | 52 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 10.00
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 0.00
Recent results
| 10/12/2025 | vs ** VACANCY 8 ** (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
| 03/12/2025 | vs The Farting Army (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
| 26/11/2025 | vs ** VACANCY 5 ** (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
musselburgh not so athletics
10/09/2025 (Won 21 - 5)
Greatest thrashing
vs
D.D.C FC
30/07/2025 (Lost 7 - 21)
Most goals in single game
vs
R3jects
20/08/2025 (Won 22 - 14)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
8 From 14/05/2025 To 06/08/2025
Longest losing streak
3 From 06/08/2025 To 14/05/2025
Current League Stats (Wednesday 5s Spring League Division 2)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Wednesday 5s Spring League Division 2 | 11 | 7 | 0 | 4 | 118 | 100 | 18 | 21 |
