Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 | 64 | 43 | 0 | 16 |
| 2025 | 33 | 21 | 0 | 12 | 324 | 254 | 0 | 63 |
| 2024 | 35 | 14 | 6 | 15 | 274 | 259 | 0 | 48 |
| 2023 | 45 | 20 | 2 | 23 | 372 | 353 | 0 | 62 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 9.33
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 6.67
Recent results
| 16/02/2026 | vs UNATHLETICO MADRID |
11
5
|
| 09/02/2026 | vs CHUNK FC |
8
8
|
| 02/02/2026 | vs SHARON'S KEBABS |
9
7
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
THE GOONERS
08/12/2025 (Won 21 - 5)
Greatest thrashing
vs
WHO KNOWS FC
06/11/2023 (Lost 6 - 19)
Most goals in single game
vs
MK 1
09/01/2023 (Won 22 - 8)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
17 From 31/07/2023 To 20/03/2023
Longest losing streak
15 From 20/03/2023 To 31/07/2023
Current League Stats (Autumn Wed 5s)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
