Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 17 | 14 | 1 | 2 | 196 | 96 | 0 | 43 |
| 2025 | 74 | 51 | 5 | 18 | 491 | 358 | 0 | 158 |
| 2024 | 80 | 43 | 8 | 29 | 591 | 501 | 0 | 137 |
| 2023 | 66 | 32 | 4 | 30 | 447 | 439 | 0 | 100 |
| 2022 | 59 | 29 | 2 | 28 | 386 | 382 | 0 | 89 |
| 2021 | 18 | 13 | 1 | 4 | 180 | 110 | 0 | 40 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 4.33
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 11.33
Recent results
| 08/07/2021 | vs EGG HEADS (Forfeit) |
0
10
|
| 15/07/2021 | vs BUTTERS BRIGADE |
4
12
|
| 22/07/2021 | vs QC ATHLETIC. |
9
12
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
DOOF UNITED..
20/10/2022 (Won 20 - 2)
Greatest thrashing
vs
PARK ROAD FC
12/08/2024 (Lost 2 - 16)
Most goals in single game
vs
Rartly Catchers
09/03/2026 (Won 27 - 9)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
28 From 02/09/2025 To 27/01/2026
Longest losing streak
16 From 27/01/2026 To 02/09/2025
Current League Stats (Thursday 5's League Winter 2021/22)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Thursday 5's League Winter 2021/22 | 14 | 10 | 1 | 3 | 113 | 54 | 59 | 30 |
