Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2017 | 21 | 7 | 1 | 13 | 167 | 228 | 0 | 22 |
| 2016 | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 54 | 45 | 0 | 9 |
| 2015 | 43 | 28 | 3 | 12 | 504 | 388 | 0 | 87 |
| 2014 | 36 | 27 | 2 | 7 | 440 | 229 | 0 | 83 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 12.33
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 7.33
Recent results
| 27/02/2014 | vs FAKE MADRID |
11
7
|
| 06/03/2014 | vs IT DOESN'T MATA |
20
5
|
| 13/03/2014 | vs SPORTING ABEERGUT |
6
10
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
GROSVENOR CASINO
17/07/2014 (Won 25 - 4)
Greatest thrashing
vs
UNFIT FC
06/04/2017 (Lost 2 - 16)
Most goals in single game
vs
CRISPY DUCKS
19/11/2015 (Won 28 - 9)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
31 From 07/09/2017 To 30/03/2017
Longest losing streak
10 From 30/03/2017 To 07/09/2017
Current League Stats (Thursday 5 a-side League, Sep - Dec '14)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Thursday 5 a-side League, Sep - Dec '14 | 14 | 14 | 0 | 0 | 179 | 67 | 112 | 42 |
