Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 23 | 48 | 0 | 3 |
| 2025 | 41 | 16 | 1 | 24 | 256 | 337 | 0 | 49 |
| 2024 | 10 | 3 | 2 | 5 | 62 | 75 | 0 | 11 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 6.67
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 5.33
Recent results
| 08/10/2024 | vs SAKA POTATOES FC |
7
7
|
| 15/10/2024 | vs MONTAGUE FC |
13
9
|
| 22/10/2024 | vs ** VACANCY 5 ** |
0
0
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Spothub FC
07/01/2025 (Won 10 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
SAO PAULO ABECASIS
19/01/2026 (Lost 1 - 18)
Most goals in single game
vs
MONTAGUE FC
15/10/2024 (Won 13 - 9)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
5 From 10/11/2025 To 15/09/2025
Longest losing streak
9 From 03/11/2025 To 10/11/2025
Current League Stats (Mens Tuesday 5s League.)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Mens Tuesday 5s League. | 14 | 7 | 2 | 5 | 101 | 83 | 18 | 23 |
