Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 21 | 28 | 0 | 3 |
| 2020 | 10 | 7 | 0 | 3 | 56 | 33 | 0 | 21 |
| 2019 | 47 | 19 | 3 | 25 | 220 | 262 | 0 | 60 |
| 2018 | 19 | 8 | 1 | 10 | 118 | 135 | 0 | 25 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 2.67
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 6.67
Recent results
| 08/08/2018 | vs NOTINYOURMUMS FOREST FC |
2
4
|
| 15/08/2018 | vs SOMO STROLLERS |
3
9
|
| 22/08/2018 | vs DOHERTY FC |
3
7
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
CONSTANT GOALS
10/10/2018 (Won 17 - 2)
Greatest thrashing
vs
FC TROPICANA
29/08/2018 (Lost 3 - 19)
Most goals in single game
vs
CONSTANT GOALS
10/10/2018 (Won 17 - 2)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
10 From 22/01/2020 To 10/02/2026
Longest losing streak
12 From 10/02/2026 To 22/01/2020
Current League Stats (WEDNESDAY 5s 2019)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| WEDNESDAY 5s 2019 | 14 | 4 | 0 | 10 | 52 | 96 | -44 | 12 |
