Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 9 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 73 | 40 | 0 | 17 |
| 2025 | 38 | 28 | 4 | 6 | 257 | 128 | 0 | 88 |
| 2024 | 45 | 21 | 5 | 19 | 232 | 183 | 0 | 68 |
| 2023 | 43 | 27 | 2 | 14 | 213 | 131 | 0 | 83 |
| 2022 | 20 | 10 | 1 | 9 | 84 | 81 | 0 | 31 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 0.67
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 5.33
Recent results
| 06/07/2022 | vs CAREFREE FC |
0
5
|
| 13/07/2022 | vs NOTINYOURMUMS FOREST FC (Forfeit) |
0
5
|
| 20/07/2022 | vs FC SUSAN |
2
6
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Two Tone FC
11/12/2024 (Won 18 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
BREADMEN
05/06/2024 (Lost 1 - 10)
Most goals in single game
vs
Two Tone FC
11/12/2024 (Won 18 - 0)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
19 From 16/07/2025 To 21/08/2025
Longest losing streak
10 From 21/08/2025 To 12/03/2025
Current League Stats (Wednesday 5 aside - Summer League 2022)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Wednesday 5 aside - Summer League 2022 | 13 | 6 | 1 | 6 | 45 | 51 | -6 | 19 |
Previous Games
L
L
W
W
W
L
W
W
L
D
Results
| 06/07/2022 |
| 13/07/2022 |
| 20/07/2022 |
| 27/07/2022 |
| 03/08/2022 |
| 10/08/2022 |
| 17/08/2022 |
| 24/08/2022 |
| 31/08/2022 |
| 07/09/2022 |
| 14/09/2022 |
| 21/09/2022 |
| 28/09/2022 |
