Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 36 | 28 | 2 | 6 | 559 | 248 | 0 | 86 |
| 2024 | 11 | 8 | 1 | 2 | 171 | 126 | 0 | 25 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 10.00
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 0.00
Recent results
| 09/12/2025 | vs Kingsman FC (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
| 02/12/2025 | vs ** VACANCY 8 ** (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
| 25/11/2025 | vs Chubby Alonso FC (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
St Mirnoff FC
23/04/2025 (Won 39 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
RENFREW REPTILES
16/09/2025 (Lost 6 - 17)
Most goals in single game
vs
Degen FC
30/09/2025 (Won 41 - 7)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
11 From 11/12/2024 To 25/09/2024
Longest losing streak
3 From 25/09/2024 To 11/12/2024
Current League Stats (Wed Night 5s Summer 24)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Wed Night 5s Summer 24 | 14 | 8 | 1 | 5 | 189 | 121 | 68 | 25 |
Previous Games
L
W
Results
| 09/10/2024 |
| 02/10/2024 |
| 25/09/2024 |
