Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 39 | 19 | 4 | 16 | 221 | 227 | 0 | 61 |
| 2024 | 37 | 21 | 5 | 11 | 259 | 164 | 0 | 68 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 8.00
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 2.33
Recent results
| 22/12/2025 | vs How greedy FC |
8
1
|
| 15/12/2025 | vs Booze Problems Fc |
5
0
|
| 08/12/2025 | vs Neville Wears Prada |
11
6
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Who Ate All Depays 2
12/08/2024 (Won 12 - 1)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Ta Sports
27/10/2025 (Lost 0 - 9)
Most goals in single game
vs
Afc Biffsweat (a)
25/11/2024 (Won 17 - 9)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
14 From 08/04/2024 To 11/03/2024
Longest losing streak
8 From 11/03/2024 To 15/07/2024
Current League Stats (WOKING (Woking Leisure Centre) - Mon season ending 2024-04-08)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| WOKING (Woking Leisure Centre) - Mon season ending 2024-04-08 | 10 | 5 | 1 | 4 | 54 | 48 | 6 | 16 |
