Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 10 | 4 | 0 | 6 | 20 | 23 | 0 | 12 |
| 2025 | 42 | 16 | 6 | 20 | 98 | 95 | 0 | 54 |
| 2024 | 31 | 13 | 2 | 16 | 75 | 86 | 0 | 41 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 3.67
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 2.00
Recent results
| 15/04/2024 | vs Afc Ladzio |
7
0
|
| 22/04/2024 | vs Puyol Pants Down |
1
2
|
| 29/04/2024 | vs Tekkerslovakia |
3
4
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
The HandyMen
08/12/2025 (Won 9 - 1)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Annefranko Zola
02/12/2024 (Lost 0 - 7)
Most goals in single game
vs
The HandyMen
08/12/2025 (Won 9 - 1)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
10 From 05/01/2026 To 12/01/2026
Longest losing streak
10 From 12/01/2026 To 05/01/2026
Current League Stats (UCKFIELD (Uckfield Leisure Centre CS) - Mon season ending 2024-09-30)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| UCKFIELD (Uckfield Leisure Centre CS) - Mon season ending 2024-09-30 | 10 | 2 | 2 | 6 | 15 | 34 | -19 | 8 |
