Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 40 | 7 | 3 | 30 | 203 | 360 | 0 | 24 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 5.33
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 7.67
Recent results
| 17/12/2025 | vs AFC Beefy Boys NEW (Forfeit) |
0
5
|
| 10/12/2025 | vs Spreadsheets & Bedsheets |
6
6
|
| 03/12/2025 | vs athletic dildaos |
10
12
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Kurt & The Pussycat Goals
03/09/2025 (Won 10 - 2)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Pookies
16/07/2025 (Lost 3 - 23)
Most goals in single game
vs
athletic dildaos
03/12/2025 (Lost 10 - 12)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
3 From 28/05/2025 To 16/04/2025
Longest losing streak
10 From 16/04/2025 To 28/05/2025
Current League Stats (Waterloo Wednesday 5 aside Summer)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Waterloo Wednesday 5 aside Summer | 10 | 1 | 0 | 9 | 50 | 122 | -72 | 3 |
