Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 44 | 16 | 4 | 24 | 142 | 161 | 0 | 52 |
| 2024 | 10 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 41 | 26 | 0 | 17 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 0.67
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 4.67
Recent results
| 09/10/2024 | vs Littlebourne vets |
0
6
|
| 23/10/2024 | vs Cherry Poppers Fc |
2
5
|
| 30/10/2024 | vs The Old City Moobsandbackfat |
0
3
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
The Chunky Monkeys
11/12/2024 (Won 13 - 1)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Littlebourne vets
09/10/2024 (Lost 0 - 6)
Most goals in single game
vs
The Chunky Monkeys
11/12/2024 (Won 13 - 1)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
10 From 15/10/2025 To 03/12/2025
Longest losing streak
11 From 03/12/2025 To 16/07/2025
Current League Stats (Wednesday Summer Canterbury Uni Men's 5's League 14/08/24 - 20/11/24)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Wednesday Summer Canterbury Uni Men's 5's League 14/08/24 - 20/11/24 | 14 | 8 | 1 | 5 | 45 | 32 | 13 | 25 |
