Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 29 | 15 | 0 | 9 |
| 2024 | 8 | 0 | 1 | 7 | 10 | 45 | 0 | 1 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 1.00
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 7.33
Recent results
| 23/10/2024 | vs The Old City Moobsandbackfat |
0
12
|
| 30/10/2024 | vs Boughton Wanderers |
2
6
|
| 06/11/2024 | vs Badzil |
1
4
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
The Chunky Monkeys
15/01/2025 (Won 11 - 1)
Greatest thrashing
vs
The Old City Moobsandbackfat
23/10/2024 (Lost 0 - 12)
Most goals in single game
vs
The Chunky Monkeys
15/01/2025 (Won 11 - 1)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
2 From 11/12/2024 To 29/01/2025
Longest losing streak
5 From 29/01/2025 To 11/12/2024
Current League Stats (Wednesday Summer Canterbury Uni Men's 5's League 14/08/24 - 20/11/24)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Wednesday Summer Canterbury Uni Men's 5's League 14/08/24 - 20/11/24 | 13 | 5 | 0 | 8 | 47 | 61 | -14 | 15 |
