Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 16 | 9 | 2 | 5 | 103 | 89 | 0 | 29 |
| 2025 | 17 | 15 | 2 | 0 | 152 | 64 | 0 | 47 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 4.33
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 7.00
Recent results
| 09/03/2026 | vs Spartak Mojo |
9
3
|
| 03/03/2026 | vs Dlfc fc NEW |
2
8
|
| 02/03/2026 | vs Smokey Hot Guys In Disguise |
2
10
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Net Six and Chill ll
21/10/2025 (Won 20 - 2)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Smokey Hot Guys In Disguise
02/03/2026 (Lost 2 - 10)
Most goals in single game
vs
Net Six and Chill ll
21/10/2025 (Won 20 - 2)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
17 From 14/10/2025 To 13/01/2026
Longest losing streak
3 From 13/01/2026 To 16/02/2026
Current League Stats (Autumn Wandsworth Tuesday 5 aside)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Autumn Wandsworth Tuesday 5 aside | 16 | 13 | 1 | 2 | 149 | 83 | 66 | 43 |
