Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 7 | 3 | 0 | 4 | 46 | 66 | 0 | 9 |
| 2025 | 13 | 6 | 1 | 6 | 78 | 86 | 0 | 19 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 6.67
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 8.67
Recent results
| 19/02/2026 | vs Stone & Wood FC |
12
8
|
| 12/02/2026 | vs Guys Bar-llerz |
6
4
|
| 05/02/2026 | vs The Clangers |
2
14
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Club de Imperial War Museum
30/10/2025 (Won 10 - 4)
Greatest thrashing
vs
The Clangers
05/02/2026 (Lost 2 - 14)
Most goals in single game
vs
Stone & Wood FC
19/02/2026 (Won 12 - 8)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
4 From 04/12/2025 To 03/04/2025
Longest losing streak
6 From 03/04/2025 To 04/12/2025
Current League Stats (Waterloo Thursday 5 aside)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Waterloo Thursday 5 aside | 10 | 5 | 0 | 5 | 46 | 59 | -13 | 15 |
