Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 12 | 7 | 3 | 2 | 54 | 40 | 0 | 24 |
| 2024 | 27 | 18 | 0 | 9 | 110 | 82 | 0 | 54 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 2.00
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 4.67
Recent results
| 28/04/2025 | vs Get The Cans In Ju |
1
7
|
| 14/04/2025 | vs The Jagson 5 (Forfeit) |
0
5
|
| 07/04/2025 | vs Das Booty FC |
5
2
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
dbsdistrict
16/12/2024 (Won 11 - 2)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Get The Cans In Ju
28/04/2025 (Lost 1 - 7)
Most goals in single game
vs
dbsdistrict
16/12/2024 (Won 11 - 2)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
8 From 13/05/2024 To 19/08/2024
Longest losing streak
4 From 19/08/2024 To 17/06/2024
Current League Stats (Dulwich Monday 5 aside League)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Dulwich Monday 5 aside League | 17 | 11 | 3 | 3 | 80 | 49 | 31 | 36 |
