Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 42 | 19 | 3 | 20 | 240 | 215 | 0 | 60 |
| 2024 | 30 | 11 | 3 | 16 | 155 | 217 | 0 | 36 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 5.33
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 3.33
Recent results
| 11/12/2025 | vs The A Team |
11
5
|
| 04/12/2025 | vs Swoop Funding (Forfeit) |
5
0
|
| 27/11/2025 | vs Kodelab (Forfeit) |
0
5
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Kodelab
28/08/2025 (Won 19 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Sporting Diablos
16/05/2024 (Lost 0 - 14)
Most goals in single game
vs
Kodelab
28/08/2025 (Won 19 - 0)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
9 From 25/04/2024 To 30/05/2024
Longest losing streak
8 From 02/05/2024 To 25/04/2024
Current League Stats (Southwark Thursday 5s)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Southwark Thursday 5s | 10 | 2 | 1 | 7 | 40 | 79 | -39 | 7 |
