Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 18 | 15 | 0 | 3 | 144 | 49 | 0 | 45 |
| 2024 | 43 | 18 | 7 | 18 | 168 | 159 | 0 | 61 |
| 2023 | 8 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 23 | 26 | 0 | 12 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 3.67
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 3.67
Recent results
| 14/08/2023 | vs Jellybean Fc |
2
3
|
| 04/09/2023 | vs Afc Strumus |
3
6
|
| 11/09/2023 | vs Jellybean Fc |
6
2
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Club Tropicana Drinks Fc
07/04/2025 (Won 19 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Unreal Madrid
05/02/2024 (Lost 1 - 9)
Most goals in single game
vs
Club Tropicana Drinks Fc
07/04/2025 (Won 19 - 0)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
15 From 02/12/2024 To 02/06/2025
Longest losing streak
8 From 02/06/2025 To 02/12/2024
Current League Stats (DORKING (Meadowbank Stadium) - Mon season ending 2023-12-04)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| DORKING (Meadowbank Stadium) - Mon season ending 2023-12-04 | 12 | 7 | 0 | 5 | 43 | 38 | 5 | 21 |
