Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
| 2025 | 26 | 15 | 2 | 9 | 184 | 129 | 0 | 47 |
| 2024 | 16 | 7 | 2 | 7 | 96 | 106 | 0 | 23 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 4.67
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 2.67
Recent results
| 09/03/2026 | vs Real Sosobad Club De Futbol |
5
0
|
| 07/08/2025 | vs Thames River Plate |
5
5
|
| 24/07/2025 | vs Hamid Hammers |
4
3
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Athletico Dildao
06/02/2025 (Won 19 - 3)
Greatest thrashing
vs
BoozyLegends
13/02/2025 (Lost 3 - 14)
Most goals in single game
vs
Athletico Dildao
06/02/2025 (Won 19 - 3)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
10 From 28/11/2024 To 29/08/2024
Longest losing streak
7 From 29/08/2024 To 28/11/2024
Current League Stats (LONDON South - WANDSWORTH (The Elms Wandle Rec Centre 3G) - Mon season ending 2023-08-07)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
