Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 7 | 3 | 0 | 4 | 37 | 48 | 0 | 9 |
| 2025 | 44 | 7 | 4 | 33 | 190 | 308 | 0 | 25 |
| 2024 | 51 | 17 | 3 | 31 | 263 | 319 | 0 | 54 |
| 2023 | 48 | 32 | 3 | 13 | 289 | 193 | 0 | 99 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 6.67
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 6.67
Recent results
| 24/02/2026 | vs Wandsworth Wolve |
7
10
|
| 17/02/2026 | vs Palmer Blues |
7
5
|
| 10/02/2026 | vs Chillisauce FC |
6
5
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Springboks
30/05/2023 (Won 15 - 3)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Phezball
03/12/2024 (Lost 0 - 17)
Most goals in single game
vs
Springboks
30/05/2023 (Won 15 - 3)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
17 From 16/01/2024 To 28/02/2023
Longest losing streak
15 From 28/02/2023 To 16/01/2024
Current League Stats (LONDON South - WANDSWORTH (The Elms Wandle Rec Centre 3G) - Tue season ending 2023-09-19)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| LONDON South - WANDSWORTH (The Elms Wandle Rec Centre 3G) - Tue season ending 2023-09-19 | 10 | 7 | 0 | 3 | 55 | 42 | 13 | 21 |
