Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 9 | 5 | 1 | 3 | 30 | 19 | 0 | 16 |
| 2025 | 41 | 14 | 8 | 19 | 81 | 93 | 0 | 50 |
| 2024 | 40 | 9 | 9 | 22 | 46 | 92 | 0 | 36 |
| 2023 | 41 | 12 | 6 | 23 | 66 | 100 | 0 | 42 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 2.33
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 1.33
Recent results
| 16/03/2026 | vs Harlands Has Beens1 |
4
1
|
| 09/03/2026 | vs Two and a Half Gingers |
0
3
|
| 02/03/2026 | vs Hardly Athletic1 |
3
0
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Gylfi Pleasures
08/12/2025 (Won 12 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Chicken Tikka Mo Salah
01/09/2025 (Lost 1 - 9)
Most goals in single game
vs
Gylfi Pleasures
08/12/2025 (Won 12 - 0)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
9 From 20/03/2023 To 17/07/2023
Longest losing streak
14 From 17/07/2023 To 20/03/2023
Current League Stats (UCKFIELD (Uckfield Leisure Centre CS) - Mon season ending 2024-07-08)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| UCKFIELD (Uckfield Leisure Centre CS) - Mon season ending 2024-07-08 | 10 | 1 | 4 | 5 | 9 | 22 | -13 | 7 |
Previous Games
L
L
L
D
L
D
D
D
L
Results
| 08/07/2024 |
| 01/07/2024 |
| 17/06/2024 |
| 10/06/2024 |
| 03/06/2024 |
| 13/05/2024 |
| 29/04/2024 |
| 22/04/2024 |
| 15/04/2024 |
